Sapwood Cellars

The Trek to Sapwood

Columbia, MD Saturday, March 9th, 2019

Five intrepid explorers braved the wilds of Columbia, MD, determined to reach their final goal – Sapwood Cellars.

Our heroic hikers traveled from the Village of Oakland Mills along muddy Columbia paths, through the dreaded Orchard Green tot lot, wading through the 108 break in the fence and the treacherous swamp lands, jaywalking across the river of cars known as 108 and finally traversing over vast parking lots to arrive into the welcoming shelter known as Sapwood Cellars. The entire grisly journey took 11-minutes to walk. Egad!!

Exhausted from the arduous journey, they collected themselves at the table of Warren and ordered libations. Others joined the valiant party, congratulating them on surviving their daunting journey. These travelers arrived on mechanical chariots powered by carbon explosions.

Inside Sapwood Cellars at the table of Warren
The table of Warren at Sapwood Cellars

The thirsty band of travelers quaffed delicious pints of malt beverages in celebration of completing their strenuous journey. They sampled exotic ales such as:

  • Vanillafort (DIPA)
  • Rings of Light (Pale Ale)
  • Cheater Hops #6: Motueka-Mosaic-Simcoe (NE IPA)
  • Atomic Apricot (Fruited sour)
  • House Saison #2.
Sapwood Cellars
Sapwood Cellars selfie

Undaunted by this challenging trek, our gallant adventurers dare to repeat the difficult journey from the Village of Oakland Mills to the Sapwood Cellars again on March 16th.

Cheers!

Warren

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